July 2008
45 posts
merging lives isn't easy
Roni: i got the picture with frame i ordered of my parents. omg, it's HUGE! oops. i don't know if we can hang this. only if we hang others too. we'll see how it looks once i bring it, i guess.
Me: well, i just ordered a life-size cardboard cut-out of my dad, so we can probably hang your parents picture now.
Watchtim has had enough of my shenanigans. you haven’t seen the end of me, tim hill!
Watchwe are moving this week. roni packs a little more aggressively than most.
Watchtim falls victim to a timelessly classic prank…
“I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn’t have to deal...”
– Dwight Schrute makes womanhood seem somewhat appealing
“No one should come to New York to live unless he is willing to be lucky.”
– E.B. White
AIM Bots are NOT our friends
Me: what up spleak?
Spleak: Hey! Wanna take a quiz? Type "quiz"!
Me: no i just want to talk. i had a really rough day, spleak.
Spleak: Want to see how your Tattles + Polls are doing? Type "mystuff".
Me: would you quit changing the subject? i need you more than ever, spleak.
Spleak: Hmm... I just don't get what you're trying to say right now.
Me: spleak, you're so selfish and transparent. don't act like you don't know what i'm talking about.
Spleak: What's new? Type "vote" to talk about something other than celebs.
Me: what's new?! where have you been the last five minutes?!
Spleak: Miley Cyrus Is A great...
Me: Buddy list? More like CRUDDY list. goodBYE.
“i actually kind of like nicole richie now. her new baby is such a great...”
– o.j. metzger
