August 2008
49 posts
Unfortunate News
text from Kelsey (sister):
nicki i’m sorry to tell you that your dad bought a pair of crocs. i tried to stop him but there was nothing i could do, and to make matters worse, they are the kind with leather.
They ate well for once, got drunk, had dates, made love and stayed up until all...
– Betty Smith, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn
Sundays remind me how much I miss Saturday.
Wal-Mart = Wine-Mart?
For all you oenophiles (i.e. winos) out there, you might be pleased (or discouraged) to find out that Wal-Mart plans to release its own brand of cheap wine. David Letterman offered these amusing possible names for the new brand of goon:
10. Chat eau Traileur Parc 9. White Trashfindel 8. Big Red Gulp 7. World Championship Riesling 6. NASCARbernet 5. Chef Boyardeaux 4. Peanut Noir 3. I Can’t...