February 2009
47 posts
on healthy obsessions
are muses the result of a serendipitous relationship, and do both parties involved have to be aware of either stimulating or being stimulated by the other?
as an artist, would it be acceptable to place an ad on craigslist for a life partner who provides constant inspiration and makes for buzzworthy arm candy?
and once you reach edie sedgwick, mia farrow or angelica houston status, do you then...
tough crowd
waitress: tonight's soup du jour is a turkey potato creamy soup that i like to call "thanksgiving in a cup."
me: i love holidays in small vessels!
waitress and rest of family at table: ...
if the stimulus plan disappoints
invention: smucker’s goober peanut butter and jelly (in the same jar) combined with the look and feel of aquafresh toothpaste. think ‘ants on a log’ with jelly in a jiffy (no pun intended).
via pbj4life
tumblr couture? →
ways to earn a quick buck: 1. search couch cushions for loose change 2. sell ‘gently used’ possessions on ebay 3. set up psychiatric help booth (peanuts style) 4. turn tumblelog into t-shirt store
male pattern boldness
me (to 6-year-old looking for her father in a mass of parents after school): can you describe your dad for me so i can try to spot him?
6-year-old ella: sure. umm...he has a bit of the bald disease on his head.
mind-bending question
how long before tiny url runs out of tiny urls?
