March 2010
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Happy 1,000 Posts on PBJ4life Day!
Skippy allegory
saladandcandy:
Our nation’s unique enthusiasm for commercial peanut butter is a metaphor for our impossible wish to have it both ways in every circumstance: sweet and salty, healthy and excessive, fresh and shelf-stable.
Hallelujah and amen.
Children are competitive by nature
8-year-old girl: Did you know that my grandpa has pneumonia? 7 year-old girl: Oh yeah? Well my grandpa has dry skin on his feet.
via pbj4life
Consider your target market
(Setting: At Lower East Side bar with James) Him: Hey! You’re PBR for life! Me: Yeah! Well…actually it’s PBJ. Him: Oh. Wishful thinking. (walks away)