You know you’ve passed your youthful prime when…

  • You begin to find Clarks shoes oddly appealing (and admittedly own a pair).
  • Your fiance calls you from his 10-year college reunion impressed by the fact that “every college kid has a cell phone!”
  • You realize that a few of those super-light blond highlights are actually gray.
  • You complain about how few coupons are in the Sunday Times.
  • You rejoice when, after weeks of scouring the stores, you finally locate the proper size Simple Human garbage bags.
  • One of the third graders that you babysit introduces you to Kid Cudi (and you still don’t know how to pronounce his name).

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