Congratulations, James, on a stellar performance today in the Atlanta Marathon! As you were stretching your calves on the starting line in preparation for 26.2 miles, I was stretching my waistband in preparation for a day of hoovering. I couldn’t be more proud of your momentous accomplishment, especially on our country’s national day of sloth and gluttony. I’m freaking impressed.
(That’s you in the red, right?)
via myrightbrain
