Wal-Mart = Wine-Mart?
For all you oenophiles (i.e. winos) out there, you might be pleased (or discouraged) to find out that Wal-Mart plans to release its own brand of cheap wine. David Letterman offered these amusing possible names for the new brand of goon:
10. Chat eau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can’t Believe it’s not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante
As I’m heading home to York, Pennsylvania this weekend, I just may purchase a jug to pair nicely with my roadkill dinner.
