children’s books can explain anything- why everyone poops, why uncle jim passes out at every holiday gathering, why big brother’s eyes are bloodshot at 4:30 pm everyday.
now author phil padwe explains why mommy has a random pear tattooed near her nether regions. and my future parenting fears have been quelled.
*(i think i may hire suzanne as my official cool-stuff-finder. thanks suzanne)
via amazon.com
